With apologies to Stuart "PapersAndPaychecks" Marshall, I reproduce here his Grognard Test from this post. For what it's worth, I only score 6 out of 9 (taking 2a and 2b as two separate questions). And I contend that the tiebreaker is in fact a trick question.
In a RPG, a member of your party is a retired scout, age 38. He has a highly useful piece of equipment. How much does it weigh?
Before you is a grey 5/8" cardboard chit. It has numbers in each corner as follows:
TOP LEFT - 20
TOP RIGHT - 20
BOTTOM LEFT - 1
BOTTOM RIGHT - 0
In between the two "20"s is the letter A.
2a: There are two games you could be playing. Name them both.
2b: What exactly does the cardboard chit represent?
Your opponent has hordes of those pesky Russians with piles of 4-4-7 riflemen! You have ordinary riflemen as well, but they're superior in one important respect. What is it?
Thed, the goddess of rape, is associated with which creature?
Eclavdra is described as an EHP'SS. What does EHP'SS stand for?
You trip over an unseen imaginary deceased turtle. What game are you playing?
It is pitch dark. What might eat you?
Gold, Sword, and Juno are associated with which date?
Explain in no more than 50 words why Morgan Ironwolf is hot and Aleena is a skank ho.